#Marcille vs Thistle 2024

[askmarcille]

This is you

☝🤓

- @realcourtjester

Sorry, I think you mean the most talented student in the Magic School history.

[askmarcille]

Good point

fucked up wizard spell: Reduce to Atoms.

You reduce your target into nothing but atoms. The atoms are still in the shape of a living, breathing human being, but the target no longer has an immortal soul.

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

To celebrate Pride month, I'm holding the

Queerest Character in the Dungeon Tournament 2024

This is the masterpost for the tournament. I'll pin it and update it with every new round, so you'll be able to find all polls easily.

The rules are very simple: You just vote for whichever character you think is more queer, by whatever metric you personally choose for that. The character with the most votes advances to the next round.

Propaganda is encouraged! Please put it in the body of the post so I can reblog it. I don't reblog propaganda from tags or replies.

Spoiler warning: This tournament contains material up to the end of the manga. If you haven't caught up yet, you may be spoiled.

Finale:

Falin vs Namari

Battle for the bronze:

Otta vs Marcille

Previous rounds under the cut

Semi-finals:

Falin vs Otta (Falin won)

Namari vs Marcille (Namari won)

Quarter finals:

Falin vs Laios

Otta vs Lycion

Namari vs Izutsumi

Marcille vs Senshi

Round 3:

Falin vs Kabru (Falin won)

Thistle vs Laios (Laios won)

Otta vs Mickbell (Otta won)

Lycion vs Gillin (Lycion won)

Namari vs Winged Lion (Namari won)

Izutsumi vs Mithrun (Izutsumi won)

Marcille vs Hien (Marcille won)

Senshi vs Chilchuck (Senshi won)

Round 2, part 2:

Namari vs Pattadol (Namari won)

Winged Lion vs Misyl (Winged Lion won)

Izutsumi vs Rin (Izutsumi won)

Mithrun vs Inutade (Mithrun won)

Marcille vs Cithis (Marcille won)

Hien vs Erique (Hien won)

Senshi vs Brigan (Senshi won)

Chilchuck vs Toshiro (Chilchuck won)

Round 2, part 1:

Falin vs Kaka (Falin won)

Kabru vs Flamela (Kabru won)

Thistle vs Leed (Thistle won)

Laios vs Benichidori (Laios won)

Otta vs Fleki (Otta won)

Dia vs Mickbell (Mickbell won)

Lycion vs Kiki (Lycion won)

Gillin vs Holm (Gillin won)

Round 1, part 2:

Fleki vs Mr. Floke (Fleki won)

Pattadol vs Totan (Pattadol won)

Rin vs Invar (Rin won)

Inutade vs Maizuru (Inutade won)

Cithis vs Null (Cithis won)

Fionil vs Brigan (Brigan won)

Toshiro vs Delgal (Toshiro won)

Round 1, part 1:

Mrs. Floke vs Kaka (Kaka won)

Leed vs Kuro (Leed won)

Yaad vs Benichidori (Benichidori won)

Mickbell vs Doni (Mickbell won)

Milsiril vs Kiki (Kiki won)

Holm vs Zon (Holm won)

[askmarcille]

Pshhh I can't believe some people think YOU of all people are the best dark magic user... Honestly I've heard people say that! (He hasn't) It's laughable! Clearly I'm better than you, but not even due to my years of experience! I've excelled even before turning seventy! (Laughs like the snot he is)

- @realcourtjester (Thistle)

You're- you're joking...right?

[askmarcille]

I can't believe I'm fighting with an absolute ZEST FEST.

- it's unclear who sent this, but the handwriting is cursive and the paper is crumpled up as if it had been punched repeatedly.

This isn't to imply farcille, he's just calling you gay

I can't believe I'm fighting with a fruitcake. The least desirable holiday cake in existence.

[askmarcille]

He's frail enough, I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet.

Fun fact because it's spooky month: a sneeze can actually kill you, in rare cases you can even break a rib

So Good luck out there

Oh

[askmarcille]

Marcille your beef with Thistle is greatly amusing me. Yes yes fight the child

I'm glad you're enjoying it!

Truth be told, I'm having fun with it too.

[askmarcille]

How do you feel about Thistle reaching for, and taking your hand, when he was desperate for comfort against the winged lion? Are you still freaked out? Or do you perhaps feel bad for him?

Sure, it was slightly unnerving back then, but now we bully each other. He also has very small hands.

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

To celebrate Valentine's Day and as a rerun of last year, it's the

Seaworthiest Ship in the Dungeon Tournament 2024

This is the masterpost for the tournament. I'll pin it and update it with every new round, so you'll be able to find all polls easily.

The rules are very simple: You just vote for whichever ship you like better. The ship with the most votes advances to the next round.

Propaganda is encouraged! Please put it in the body of the post so I can reblog it.

Spoiler warning: This tournament contains material up to the end of the manga. If you haven't caught up yet, you may be spoiled.

Finale:

Izutsumi by herself vs Farcille (Farcille won)

Battle for the bronze:

Kikimari vs Kabumisu (Kikimari won)

Previous rounds under the cut

Semi-finals:

Izutsumi by herself vs Kikimari (Izutsumi by herself won)

Kabumisu vs Farcille (Farcille won)

Quarter finals:

Izutsumi by herself vs Labru (Izutsumi by herself won)

Chilshi vs Kikimari (Kikimari won)

Kabumisu vs Cithidol (Kabumisu won)

Farcille vs the Flokes (Farcille won)

Round 3:

Izutsumi by herself vs Namari x Kaka & Kiki (Izutsumi by herself won)

Winged Lion x Laios vs Labru (Labru won)

Chilshi vs Lycion x Mithrun (Chilshi won)

Kensuke x Ambrosia vs Kikimari (Kikimari won)

Kabumisu vs Chaios / Chilaios (Kabumisu won)

Laisen vs Cithis x Pattadol (Cithidol won)

Farcille vs Otta x Chilchuck's wife (Farcille won)

The Flokes vs Hienichidori (the Flokes won)

Round 2, part 2:

Kabumisu vs Delgal x Thistle (Kabumisu won)

Winged Lion x Thistle vs Chaios / Chilaios (Chaios / Chilaios won)

Laisen vs Hippogriff x Anne the pony (Laisen won)

Fionil x Doni vs Cithis x Pattadol (Cithis x Pattadol won)

Farcille vs Laios x Kensuke (Farcille won)

Otta x Chilchuck's wife vs Senshi x Mithrun (Otta x Chilchuck's wife won)

The Flokes vs Cithis x Otta (The Flokes won)

Winged Lion x Mithrun vs Hien x Benichidori (Hienichidori won)

Round 2, part 1:

Izutsumi by herself vs Namarcille (Izutsumi by herself won)

Fleki x Lycion vs Namari x Kaka & Kiki (Namari x Kaka & Kiki won)

Winged Lion x Laios vs Falin x Namari (Winged Lion x Laios won)

Canary polycule vs Labru (Labru won)

Chilshi vs Marcitsumi (Chilshi won)

Chilchuck x Marcille vs Lycion x Mithrun (Lycion x Mithrun won)

Kensuke x Ambrosia vs Island governor x Shadow governor (Kensuke x Ambrosia won)

Winged Lion x Marcille vs Kikimari (Kikimari won)

Round 1, part 2:

Delgal x Thistle vs Yaad x Thistle (Delgal x Thistle won)

Hippogriff x Anne the pony vs Kabrin (Hippogriff x Anne the pony won)

Maizuru x Toshitsugu vs Laios x Kensuke (Laios x Kensuke won)

Senshi x Chilchuck's daughters vs Otta x Chilchuck's wife (Otta x Chilchuck's wife won)

The Flokes vs Gillin x Null (The Flokes won)

Marcille x Succubus vs Cithis x Otta (Cithis x Otta won)

Round 1, part 1:

Namari x Marcille vs Falin x Shuro (Namarcille won)

Fleki x Lycion vs Fleki x Cithis (Fleki x Lycion won)

Marcille x Touden siblings vs Namari x Kaka & Kiki (Namari x Kaka & Kiki won)

Canary polycule vs the Dryads (Canary polycule won)

Izutsumi x Marcille vs Laios x Thistle (Marcitsumi won)

Laios x Lycion vs Lycion x Mithrun (Lycion x Mithrun won)

Marios vs Island governor x Shadow governor (Island governor x Shadow governor won)

Kakamari x Kikimari (Kikimari won)

[askmarcille]

And what makes you think I have anything to say to you?

Hi you two, I'm here to talk to Falin real quick.

When you had to spend time with Thistle, were there any weaknesses you noticed or can remember? Weaknesses that could be used against him in a hypothetical scenario where you're in an argument with him?

The scenario is definitely hypothetical but the information is still useful!

-- @askmarcille

Oh, hello Marcille! Been a while s-since we talked last, huh? About Thistle though..?

I don't really recall much honestly, it's all still...fuzzy. I'm sorry I c-can't be of more help, Marcille. Maybe try going for his magic skills? I kn-know he brags about that sometimes...

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

Seaworthiest Ship in the Dungeon Tournament 2024 Funny Comments

Doing a shipping tournament inspired a lot of comments from you guys, many of which I found funny. So here's a selection of the funniest comments I got, sorted by the poll they were left on.

Namarcille vs Falin x Shuro (round 1 part 1) harold theyre lesbians. three Lesbians and a clueless Straight Man

Marcille x Touden siblings vs Namari x Kaka & Kiki (round 1 part 1) What's better than two long sexy legs? Four long sexy legs and bisexuality!

Marcitsumi vs Laios x Thistle (round 1 part 1) im sorry i can't say no to anything that results in Laios bondage sorry

Marios vs Island governor x Shadow governor (round 1 part 1) Who's shipping heterosexual shit in Dunmesh I just wanna chat Heterosexual ??? ON MY DASH !? No let me take the old man yaoi

Kakamari vs Kikimari (round 1 part 1) Flustering Namari is Kiki's true calling in life. The constant 😏 face

Maizuru x Toshitsugu vs Laios x Kensuke (round 1 part 2) 'sword fight' taking on a whole new meaning

Senshi x Chilchuck's daughters vs Otta x Chilchuck's wife (round 1 part 2) This is just the "torture Chilchuck" match up lmao sorry Chilchuck your wife has to fuck the hot elf dyke. the only thing stopping otta is that she has to be nearing 30

Canary polycule vs Labru (round 2 part 1) Narrative foils Yada yada. Laios is NOT interested in humans!!!!! one top and her army of bottoms. what could be better. mithrun is their pet fish

Farcille vs Laios x Kensuke (round 2 part 2) honestly this tournament is like my anthropology field. a good place to see dynamics of the fandom

Otta x Chilchuck's wife vs Senshi x Mithrun (round 2 part 2) happy Valentine’s Day chilcuck

Izutsumi by herself vs Namari x Kaka & Kiki (round 3) sorry izutsumi but leggsicule omfg izutsumi will be perfectly fine by herself but namari will have a mental breakdown if we fumble this ship for her

Winged Lion x Laios vs Labru (round 3) literal embodiment of lust vs guy who doesnt like the other guy

Kensuke x Ambrosia vs Kikimari (round 3) *to the tune of that gum commercial* “Long long leeeeeeeegs”

Laisen vs Cithidol (round 3) alright i know what i just said about kabumisu but cithidol is pretty funny too. worst couple you ever saw 10/10

Farcille vs Otta x Chilchuck's wife (round 3) farcille killing the joke ships out of thr bracket. its okay falin would love marcille if she was a worm. but otta would drop the wife for being 30 terrible day for lesbian dicaprio fans

Izutsumi by herself vs Labru (quarter finals) She must be stopped!!! She must be enabled!!!

Farcille vs the Flokes (quarter finals) I was voting for the old people to have sex but ok girls having sex is wholesome hope this helps. loser ‘hey kiki & kaka your parents are gnc as fuck’

Izutsumi by herself vs Kikimari (semi-finals) Rise up and dethrone God(izutsumi)!!!!

Kabumisu vs Farcille (semi-finals) There's no way Kabumisu can beat Farcille, but it's an honor to face them in battle 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 wlw on mlm violence

Izutsumi by herself vs Farcille (finale) THE REMATCH OF THE CENTURY two girls should win this time. not just one A ship winning?? On my celibacy website?? very aroacephobic of you to not vote izutsumi if you ask me

Kikimari vs Kabumisu (battle for the bronze) 5 women on one podium we can make it happen. mmmmm 5 women..... [multi-paragraph post with detailed pro-Kabumisu points Counterpoint: Leggggg

[askmarcille]

Hi everyone! Marcille here.

Just because the whole Marcille vs Thistle 2024 Smackdown is going on right now (I'm winning), doesn't mean I don't have time to answer asks.

Don't be afraid to sneak in and ask a question or two about magic! Or anything else that you want to know.

UPDATE: I think Marcille vs Thistle 2024 has ended. I made him cry...

[askmarcille]

On the other hand...

Don't listen to Thistle! Spell casters can feed spirits mana, why not mushrooms! I have seen a gnome feed an undine mana, if he goes with you, then you should be fine!

We'll have to see

@realcourtjester will you help with this?

[askmarcille]

Retiring...almost dying...same thing, right?

I don't care if my dad will be mad

How to do magic 101?

Step 1: Have a good haircare routine. It's very important when doing magic. Maintaining your hair is crucial!

Step 2: Do some sort of warmup before casting. Recommended methods include meditating or braiding your hair. (Don't do alcohol or drugs, your dad told me about that experience you had one time and it didn't sound fun).

Step 3: When casting a spell, recite the words clearly and try to sound confident. Even if you make a mistake, don't fret. You're still learning.

Step 4: If you have mana sickness after casting, lie down and get some rest. If you start seeing ghosts...we'll cross that bridge if we get there.

Step 5: Use a spell book and start small. You won't be casting massive explosion spells on the first day of learning and none of us want you getting hurt.

Step 6: DON'T overdo it. Be mindful of your mana levels after each spell cast. If you're getting low, talk to Senshi, Falin, or myself, and we can make you something that restores mana.

Step 7: When and doubt or in a pinch, hairspray and a lighter work wonders.

[askmarcille]

Don't worry your little head about it, dear Thistle.

BOO!

Did I scare you half elf?

- @nanathegoat

Not at all, unfortunately for you. Nice try though!

[askmarcille]

I mean, the records don't lie...

Marcille said we are supposed to throw short people this month... She said I should throw you? Should I throw you into pillows? That way It won't hurt. @askyaad

NO.